I see stupid people....

I don't know if I was just in a Mood yesterday or if the weather was a factor but I was a MORON magnent yesterday.

Started in the morning when I drove off of 47 onto 60. There is a curve. It is wet. SO should we slow down, a little, maybe????? This guy guns it through the curve, loses control and takes out a light post. Not a small 8 foot one...NOOO one of those huge 20ft ones.

Then I am at the job fair recruiting for a real estate researcher. I am standing in front of a 4 foot wall that says "WE DONT JUST BUILD HOMES WE BUILD COMMUNITIES" or some marketing nonsense like that and this one sweet girl in high heels askes "So? Do yall build houses or something?" - I wanted to be Bill Engvall and say "Here's your sign!"

Then we wont even discuss the lack of brain cell function that my oldest son has and why his sister hit her head on HIS bathroom toliet!

So at the Urgent Care I am attempting to control the bleeding in the waiting room while this one guy is being checked out for Nicotine withdrawls. I wanted to throw him a pack of gum and ask him if the child with the gapping head wound could now be seen by the physician! I did manage to yell out as he was walking out the door "YOU CAN DO IT!"

Off to the Baskin Robbins to help my daughters head to feel better by applying ice cream, the OWNER of the store rung me up wrong. She was training someone and forgot it was dollar scoop Tuesday.

Oh - but it isn't over yet. I skip on over to Target to pick my former oldest son up another book to read. I asked the guy that was stocking the book section "Do you have inkspell?" He said yes, in the electronics section. I said "I N K S P E L L?" , he asked if I knew the type of printer I had. I said "NO, there is a book, titled INKSPELL - DO YOU HAVE THE SERIES?" He plays with his little hand held device and low and behold! They had it, so we start walking back over to the book area, where he was stocking and was on the self right below where he was working. Sigh.

I must suck the IQ points right off of people. Maybe my expectations are too high. Maybe societies are too low - Either way, I tried not to go out much today!