When "uncomfortable" topics come up around me, I usually try to settle nerves by joking about it, then you can talk about it from a different perspective and attitude.
So one day after school with all three in the car, Zach asks "what's a thong?" ...
HUH? Where did you hear about that?
"Oh someone in class had a weggie and said it felt like a thong."
Oh.. Great.. Well it is like the old jock straps.
"What are old jock straps like"
Well they us to go up the crack on you backside.
"Oh that is disgusting!"
Yea, basically it is like butt floss!
HUGE ROARS OF LAUGHTER EXPLODED IN MY VAN.
We discussed the squeeky noise, etc. It was HUGE fun....
Fast Forward to 2 to 3 months later.
I am in Victora Secrets buying my annual supply of discount chonies.
We are at a table and Nicole is in stitches looking at all the bizarre colors and patterns and lace and all.
Then all of a sudden the store got strangly quiet and you here a little girl blare out..
LOOK MOM, MAROON BUTT FLOSS - WE CAN GET IT FOR RACHEL SHE WEARS BUTT FLOSS.
I respond...
Oh honey, that is the wrong size, Rachel wears Double X!
I'll need to find a new place to go to by undies next year.
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