If I had to start listing my "issues" with the squirrel population one of the top ones would be their Blatant disregard for rules. Now there are three ways to disregard rules. The first one is somewhat acceptable - when there is a rule that is stupid that should not be followed. The second is when there is a rule but extenuating circumstances prevail... and finally, there is what the squirrels do... Decide that they are on some higher plain of superiority and have deemed that the rules shouldn't apply to them. Kind of like people who change lanes without turn signals... We should KNOW they need to be in front of us and yield the way. The DESERVE to be first at the light. We are not as important.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Blatant Disregard
If I had to start listing my "issues" with the squirrel population one of the top ones would be their Blatant disregard for rules. Now there are three ways to disregard rules. The first one is somewhat acceptable - when there is a rule that is stupid that should not be followed. The second is when there is a rule but extenuating circumstances prevail... and finally, there is what the squirrels do... Decide that they are on some higher plain of superiority and have deemed that the rules shouldn't apply to them. Kind of like people who change lanes without turn signals... We should KNOW they need to be in front of us and yield the way. The DESERVE to be first at the light. We are not as important.
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6 comments:
Have you ever considered getting help for your issues??? Therapy does a mind good!!!!! You are crazy woman, just plain crazy!
Really, who's your doctor?
Maybe the squirrel represents your inner child??? Love!!
CeCe
I don't have serious issue that need therapy! You on the other hand have serious issues!! You should make an appointment with the "family" doctor soon!!! hehehehe
Is that a squirrel trap (rock encircled with wire fencing) I see sitting in front of Sparky? Is he mocking you??? Are you mocking him with a trap with such huge holes??? I think you need better bait than a rock...Come by my hacienda and I'll hook you up with some acorns! We may have some barbed wire hanging around the place...
And, I think you should hire Elmer Fudd to get after him. OH, yeah, he's after wascally wabbits, isn't he?! Maybe he can make a rodent exception.
Maybe they're just attracted to the flash on your camera... ;-)
See, look what you have done Tracy!!! Jess is even talking squirrelisms!! Oh...what have you done with your madness?
CeCe
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