This is what the toothfairy wrote back:
Dear Toothless in Texas:
Likely story,.. You know how many kids a night try to pull that one on me!! “oh.. I lost a tooth… really mrs. Toothfairy” I had some kid in Cleveland try and carve a tooth out of soap and pass it off, just for a lousy buck. You think you are going to sugar me up (which is bad for your teeth anyway) and act all nice so I will leave some TRINKET under your pillow, you got another thing coming! Aren’t like 11 or 12 already? Why are you still losing teeth? Are going to be driving on a learners permit losing teach 3 years from now? Dude,,, make up a better story! Your mom’s was “I was running to the car after school, tripped and drop the tooth in the grass “ It had STYLE – it had ORIGINALITY – it had a cute little 5 year old with beautiful blue eyes!
TF
Likely story,.. You know how many kids a night try to pull that one on me!! “oh.. I lost a tooth… really mrs. Toothfairy” I had some kid in Cleveland try and carve a tooth out of soap and pass it off, just for a lousy buck. You think you are going to sugar me up (which is bad for your teeth anyway) and act all nice so I will leave some TRINKET under your pillow, you got another thing coming! Aren’t like 11 or 12 already? Why are you still losing teeth? Are going to be driving on a learners permit losing teach 3 years from now? Dude,,, make up a better story! Your mom’s was “I was running to the car after school, tripped and drop the tooth in the grass “ It had STYLE – it had ORIGINALITY – it had a cute little 5 year old with beautiful blue eyes!
TF
now before all yall get yourself all in a twitter... I fully plan to give him something, but 1) I get to mess with him first... makes it more fun for me 2) he still has 10 teeth to lose!
1 comment:
Funny!
My J seems to be a late loser too so, we'll be paying for teeth until college!
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