You've been Mooned

So I sat in the mud for an hour in the middle of the night playing with f/stops, shutter speed, ISO and some kind of lens apature thingy to get a good picture of the moon instead of something that looked like a single headlight in the distance. I think if I had a stronger lense I could have gotten a more detailed shot of craters and stuff. A friend of mine got a great one last night so I needed to see if I could reproduce it. This was not as hard as the headlights streaking one on my banner of the cars driving at night cuz I didn't have to dodge out of the way of the vehicle. The puppy was so sweet she came and sat next to me in the mud and looked at me like "you poor, strange, hairless, two legger... you really need help"