Scared... Who's scared?

Have I mentioned my children are hysterical....

I need you to get a visual in your head...

Frankinstein's Monster.. walking and making that UurUrghUgrh....noise.

Got it?

Okay...

Now here is my story.

I was coming out of the store with all 3 of my kids and as I approach my van I watch this lady in her 50s slam her driver side door into the passanger side of my van. Annoyed I slow my approach to my car cuz she is now completely in my way. She then closes her driver's door and goes to open her rear driver side door. I quickly hit the AUTO open on my key chain that opens MY rear sliding door. The door bumps her on the backside while it is opening.

She is obviously startled as she reaches into her car to retrieve her purse from the backseat and I say: "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know that would get ya."

Which was the truth, I was trying to AVOID her slamming another door into the side of my van.
She replies:

"It just scared me..."

OUT OF NO WHERE... you hear the Frankenstein Noise and as I look over John is walking like a ZOOMBIE straight for this woman, moaning and groaning AHHRHHUURUEGE. - Like he is possessed.

She clutches her purse, slams her door and scampers off the opposite direction! She almost ran in front of a truck driving through the parking lot. She makes it 2 or 3 cars down when she finally cuts back in to go to the sidewalk. I think I saw her with a cell phone in her hand. It was hard to see at this point cause I was laughing too hard.

When I could finally catch my breath enough to form a sentance I asked John?
"What were you thinking BOY?"

He replied... "I heard scared and I thought... I show ya something to be scared about."

We didn't even KNOW this person. I mean, if it was one of our friends that we can joke with, that would be one thing, but this woman could have heart problems triggered by the 5th graders recreation of the night of the living dead scene in the parking lot. Funny boy!