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Bryan Traffic Lights (useless title.. should have been Another Suspecious Electricty glitch in Bryan causes Mayhem for Drivers)
Posted: 6:23 AM Feb 15, 2008
Reporter: KBTX Staff (maybe if he takes some antibiotics... he can get rid of that Staff)
Email Address: news@kbtx.com (this is NEWS? ~ I would actually classify it as random useless fact rather than news... News is more of something significant that is imparitive I know about so I can take appropriate action, be aware of so it will affect a future decisions or history making events. Traffic lights out for a couple minutes does NOT fit in any of these catagories.)
Four Bryan Traffic lights that were down after a power outage are fully functioning. (There were no wrecks or anything significant that happened ~ matter of fact, YOU would have NEVER known unless we make this a BREAKING NEWS STORY.)
Those intersections are at Texas and Post Office , Texas and Elm, South College and Finfeather, and the railroad crossing on Carson by Alenco (Cuz you know we had to get the trains involved for the perfect country& western song).
The traffics light went out overnight becuase of down power lines. (several suspicious squirrels were seen in the area and one was reported to be dragging away a chainsaw.)

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